Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up.
They grew eyebrows too
Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us??
no, but i think that Jordan Fry Nevil Longbottomed us
I think we missed the true Longbottom of this cast… Blair Dunlop
What was in that chocolate and where can I get some
Police pick people out of the crowd, then rush forward. Frightening.
|Me:||comes online for some casual reblogging|
|Me:||accidentally joins a raging feminist movement|
|When someone walks slower than me:||omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma|
|When someone walks faster than me:||jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt|
|When someone walks at the same pace as me:||who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops|
You told me to trust you but I’m still coughing up water from the last time you let me drown.
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects