Dream On, Dreamer

Be The Change You Want To See In The World.

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via justcallmewhenyourehigh)

spuandi:

sometimes i forget most girls like boys

(via imjaee-btch)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via idgaf-gtfo)

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

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trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare, via idgaf-gtfo)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via hannixxa)

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(Source: kverke, via chanteurdechansons)

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