I am really not okay with this.This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons.
…That’s cool. o:
I’d consider this animal abuse
wut…
(Source: wagsnax)
Via From the Westside, with Love
Me: Mom can you buy me a turtle?
Mom: Since when do you like turtles?
Me: Since because I just do, okay I need a turtle so I can name him Liam.
Mom: Oh this is about One Direction…
Me: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MOTHER I NEED TO BOND WITH HIM OKAY.
Mom: …
Me: …
Mom: …
Me: Turtle.
Mom: No.
Me: Turtle.
Mom: No.
Me: TURTLE.
Mom: No.
Me: TURRRRTLE.
Mom: Flashing Toothbrush?
Me: TURR-What?
Me:
Me:
Me: Yes, please.
(Source: swag-master-from-doncaster1d)
Fuck you.
My mother always bitches about how I never listen to her. Well tonight I listened to her bitch for a fucking hour straight, and then I fucking repeated it all back to her. And then I asked for her to listen to me. I didn’t even say one whole sentence and she exploded. Saying “fuck you you are turnig this around on me” when in reality I was tryig to get her to listen to who I really am, since when she was bitching all she said was how she doesn’t know who I am. I am so done with this family.
Someone save me?
holy fucking amazing.People always tell you that you’re beautiful, that you’re smart, that you’re funny.. but it never really matters, does it? You’re not the best. You’re not the most beautiful. You’re not the smartest. You’re not the funniest. And because you’re not the best, there will always be someone better…
When you are too shy to talk to your crush and you ask your friends for advice
Friends:
“It’s okay just give it time!”
BEST friends:
(Source: lolsomeone-actually)
